Your Next Style Accessory: Face Masks That Don’t Suck

We live in a new world now. That’s not saying much, since everything is always changing, all the time, and has been, fucking ALWAYS. But the world is even changier now, and we must accept that, at least for the time being, it’s all COVID-19, all the time. Whether or not it will fundamentally change how we live as a society and as a species remains to be seen, but for the time being, we are having to change the way we live, shop, eat, date, socialize, and generally navigate the world, at least temporarily.

We’re going on record to say that we absolutely hate that we have to wear face masks to visit the places where we normally could get away with wearing shitty graphic tees and pajama pants (although we’ve shown before that this shouldn’t be the case.) That said, we’re choosing to wear face masks to the grocery store, the office, or any other public place for the time being because it’s the right thing to do. We don’t ascribe to any religion or much else in the way of any officially-recognized collective, but we do hold the overarching maxim of Thou Shalt Not Be An Asshole, and even though we think masks can look ridiculous and we’d rather not have to wear them, much like a seatbelt or paying taxes, we do it because it’s the right thing to do, even if it pains us to do it.

So in an effort to not only make the world safer and a more stylish place (not to mention earn an honest dollar in the process,) we figured that if we are going to have to strap a face condom on any time we leave our domiciles of collective house arrest, then they might as well look good, elicit a laugh, or do what we strive to do most, turn some heads. You can get the masks featured below and many others like it here, and the proceeds go to a good cause: ensuring we can continue to put out great style-related content for men and producing the killer merch that so many of you have made your own.

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